Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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