On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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