So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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