He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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