did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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