pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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