As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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