Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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