"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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