mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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