Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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