It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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