this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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