you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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