The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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