You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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