can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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