I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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