just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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