Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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