honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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