I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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