Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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