She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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