Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
whose ass print is on the piano?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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