My nipple is on Facebook.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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