I need to stop coming to work sober
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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