I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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