Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
