No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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