It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
then he tried to convert me to islam
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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