Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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