Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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