I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
babies were throwing up all over the place
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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