I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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