Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Enjoy the penises
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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