Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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