I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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