i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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