I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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