I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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