Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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