There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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