he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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