do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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