just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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