You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Randomize
