at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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