I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
They have beer where we have blood.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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