Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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