my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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